At a closer look

So in the spirit of the conversation Marc and myself had the other day, I’ve decided to write a best of U Deebs and Fam 2004-2008.

Freshman: 2004-2005

1. Cried (a lot) in my dorm where I was roomed with a frat daddy and a Beatles singing, cat from Alice in Wonderland loving, Napolean Bonaparte poster hanging weirdo.
2. Meet Ant F. (the starter of this whole thing)
3. Best thing to ever happen to me (move to Dickinson)
4. Everybody hates me because they think I am full of myself (especially Czerwin and Squirrel and I am pretty sure Squirrel let alone the rest of you still do)
5. The shit on the wall ordeal (The best thing about that whole situation was the sopranos picture with all our heads cropped in.)
6. When Marc and I were having a catch and he wasn’t looking and I drilled him in the face while listening to F.O.B.
7. Liz wanting to make out with me blackout drunk. “He’s an ELEVENNN.”
8. When we all hated the L.I. boys because they wouldn’t let us come out and party with them and their brothers.  I will never forget that.
9. Me setting Marc’s alarm clock not once but twice and Ryan went on to miss a class.  Best prank I will ever pull in my life.
10. Me getting stupid drunk at Ryan’s brother house and throwing up in the pretzel bag.
11. Stealing Chris Burman
12. Ken Griffey Baseball
13. Being introduced to “emo” music and popped double collars by Wes
14. My month long phase of thinking Quinn was the shit. Boy was I wrong.
15. Chomp City
16. Winter Session 05 – The start of my 4 year long crush on M.D. “I love UNITARDS”
17. Taking Caitlin to the Date Party…. Suck on that MD boys.
18. I kissed my first girl and had my first bj in the same year

Sophomore: 2005-2006

1. The TOWERS
2. The Pong Table that affected my grades in a negative way. But hey…. “Champagne for my real friends…”
3. My spring semester long crush on Laura
4. Sneaking alcohol into the towers…. Come to think about it, it really wasn’t that hard to get caught, we just made it seem like Mission Impossible everytime.
5. Points = BEN AND JERRY’s
6. Staying in on weekend nights just to get drunk with the boys because we didn’t want to walk or had nothing else to do.
7. Staying up way too late because I was afraid I was going to miss something.
8. The drunkest I have ever been as a result of another memory called Bang Fest
9. BANG FEST
10. Wes being as drunk as ever during the fashion show and thrashing the apt with chairs and ramen noodles.
11. Ryan makes out with DK
12. Me makes out with Jocelyn, and Kristina (she farted that night)
13. The fight between Wes’ friends that he was asleep for
14. Ryan trying to give the Italian dude who got jacked up from the black dude a paper towel for his lip… p.s. Hey Marc and Wes , I know it was arena who did that but it’s much more funny saying Ryan did it.
15. Arena overcooking the VALENTINES DAY BASHACRES pasta.
16. The gallon of garlic that seemed to follow us everywhere including two other apt complexes.
17. THE LOWEST POINT IN MY LIFE: the walk home in the rain from Chomp City’s, turns out that was FINALLY the last straw. Another Deebs crying moment.
18. I meet amber through a facebook poke and another one of my crush at first site starts.
19. The ivy apt…red bulls, and fiji waters
20. 40s night with knife pics
21. The book of quotes and stories that got us in trouble with the girls
22. The night we got written up
23. Premium Meals: my personal favorite the pork chop stuffed with sausage

JUNIOR: 2006-2007

1. May I remind you that I have yet to live in the same apt as marc, ryan , and wes.
2. The awful walk upstairs and downstairs I had to make to their apt about 100 times a day.
3. Spending countless hours in their apartment but boy did we have some fun times
4. Scissor me timbers
5. The awful walks to class
6. My A.S. crush hits full scale, climaxes with me hooking up with, and then going onto to tell her she is a conceited B*tch who needs to get over herself. Long story short, she has never looked me in the eye since, DAMN RIGHT she doesn’t look in my eyes.
7. I make the hockey team again and then the guys hate me a for while, because I’m a dick (it turns out I was dick a lot through college, but hey I learned from my mistakes)
8. I get with Lauren.
9. I beat wes in NHL
10. Marc goes through his not so nice boy phase
11. I probably cry somewhere in there.
12. Saint Patty’s Day 07 I Become a man.
13. Junior year was a real blur basically.
14. “Goin to hit the bubbler.”
15. M-Dons runs

SENIOR: 2007-2008

1. Finally me and ksmith move in with the boys. The greatest accomplishment of my life.
2. Crush #43: Lisa = Unflavored vodka and the mall
3. Another low point in my life: when I was blackout and freaked out… thanks for still being my friends guys, I really mean that.
4. Wet-man
5. The L.I. boys trash the apt on a daily bases
6. The three week long bender we went on before classes even started and then Ryan comes and we say we are too tired to go out and party with him. HAHAHAHAH.
7. Arena rearranging the room without permission… I guess it turned out alright.
8. Parties at the apt with a DJ
9. The guys hate me again when hockey starts.
10. Hitchhiking to Lyllies
11. Waking up at Lyllies, not knowing where I am.
12. Meeting C the N
13. HALO – what was that one score I got?  good thing I forgot it.
14. The blue bicycle
15. Marc breaking in the front door and breaking my fish.
16. The surfboard in the apartment just in case high tide reached Newark , DE
17. Southern Comfort – I will never drink it again
18. The kegerator we used once and then just used it as a water cooler
19. Two Bros, Mayflower
20. Being blackout at Kates and the next morning feeling awkward walking the streets.
21. The 4 year crush on M.D. climaxes in one night then I realize she’s lame.
22. The L.I. boys get girlfriends with a month left in our college careers.
23. “LETS GET WEIRD” – marc you know who this refers too.
24. Chillin’ in me and ksmiths bedroom – where ryan never stepped foot.
25. All day chillin on the weekends.
26. All day chillin during the weeks.
27. I probably cry
28. Ryan being wrong about Lil Wayne selling a millie
29. Wes dubbing Ryan… Ryan “wrong” Olech
30. Me getting paid to draw terrible cartoons
31. Catering
32. The week long good bye session at kates leading up to graduation
33. The most fun I’ve had at kates = Last night spent at college
34. Our personal Sandlot called the turf.

Now, I know this does not include every cherished memory, so what i suggest be done is that everyone who reads that has one to add it in a comment.

And for those who wish to read what me and marc conversated about through a whole work day i have attached a convo.

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The list you have just read is just a brief outline of the memories i have kept from the passed 4 years and when I go back to read this I am sure I will once again cry but hey that’s just deebs in real life.